I Would Have Preferred Watching the Cricket

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Dealer: North
Vuln: N-S
Scoring: IMPs
  1. spadeJ 7
  2. heart6
  3. diamond7
  4. clubK 4
  1. spade10 6
  2. heart
  3. diamond8
  4. clubJ 6 3
Green square in centre
  1. spade
  2. heart
  3. diamondJ 2
  4. clubA Q 10 9

Contract: 4spade
Declarer: North
Lead: diamondQ
  1. spade8
  2. heart
  3. diamondK 10
  4. club8 5 2
West North East South
1heart 2club Dble
Pass 3spade Pass 4spade
Pass Pass Pass
Our cricket loving friend did not take too kindly to North's losing line and spoke thus: (interpreted for our more genteel readers)

Your IQ is less than average.
Perhaps you did not take the optimum line.
I am a little unhappy.
I would have preferred watching the cricket.
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