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"Er, yes, thankyou Anthony. Now we're going over to Peter Jay at Leicester Central where the beleagured Labour candidate is in dire need of a strong match following a disastrous campaign. In what became known as foot-in-mouthgate, the candidate had called for all computers of contiguous bridge clubs to be closed down wherever a virus was detected."

"Yes indeed Peter. He also has been under enormous pressure to resign following accusations of sleaze: attempting to bribe tournament directors and making huge undeclared earnings at TGRs. We can now join the VuGraph audience just as he begins to play a delicate 4 contract. "
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