It Was Almost Criminal

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Dealer: South
Vuln: N-S
Scoring: Rubber
  1. spade9 6
  2. heart7 4
  3. diamondK Q J 9 7 4 2
  4. clubJ 5
  1. spade8 7 5
  2. heart8 6 5 3
  3. diamond8
  4. clubQ 10 6 3 2
club diamond heart spade NT
N 1 7 7 7 7
S 1 7 7 7 7
E - - - - -
W - - - - -
Green square in centre
  1. spade10 4 3 2
  2. heart9 2
  3. diamond10 5 3
  4. clubK 9 8 7

Contract: 7NT
Declarer: South
Lead: spade7
  1. spadeA K Q J
  2. heartA K Q J 10
  3. diamondA 6
  4. clubA 4
Double dummy analyser: makeable contracts
West North East South
3NT
Pass 6diamond Pass 7NT
Pass Pass Pass
'C' as I shall call her, was a very attractive, shapely girl who could turn on the sex appeal like a tap. No, make that a fire hydrant, and she had dressed specially for the occasion. It was almost, one might say, criminal. A short skirt and an extremely low neckline ensured that the inmates kept smiling despite losing 1100 on every other board, but I bet they had a crick in their necks the day afterwards.

I ought to mention that 'C' was also very fine player and went on to become a European Champion, but that is not why she will be remembered by the convicts of Norfolk.
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