You know how on some evenings when you're playing at the club it's difficult to concentrate on the deal in front of you .. well tonight I'm having difficulty concentrating on the deal in front of me. The reason is quite simple - it's not that I am at the club - there's a Kylie Minogue calendar draped across the monitor and it's very distracting. It's my wife's attempt - by way of a Christmas present - to get me away from the cards