Poor Average Expert

Dealer: South
Vuln: E-W
Scoring: Pairs

Green square in centre
  1. spadeK Q 9 8
  2. heart
  3. diamondK Q J 9 8 3
  4. clubA Q 7
West North East South
???
Here are the answers:
a) 10 points. A real bridge player's answer - sod the style, give me results!
b) 1 point. The wimp's answer. Yawn.
c) 6 points. The answer from someone with an over-inflated ego.
d) 2 points. The answer from someone with an over-inflated stomach.
e) 5 points. The answer from someone ... No, let's not go there.

Today's deal would suit a declarer in category c) best, methinks. What do you open with the South hand?
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