What time is it? 5.45. I'll fetch you a cup of tea. I feel like sleeping all day. Perhaps tomorrow, Prime Minister. After your famous victory. Today the party needs your inspired leadership to win a second term.
Hmmmm. ...... ......
"Mr. Forrester, will you please get up!"
Author's note:03/10/2023. I originally wrote this daft article in about 1996 for Popular Bridge Monthly, a magazine edited in Nottingham by Tony Sowter. In the original concept article I had Screaming Lord Sutch cast in the role as Prime Minister, but after his death in 1999 I had modifield the story for the 7NoTrumps article in 2001, when Tony Blair was Prime Minister. I'm sure that the other Tony, Mr. Forrester, would have made a good PM for bridge. Previous page
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